There Is No Life I Know

I'm not so sure on the goggles dear, but I am that Albus can take care of himself.

As to the third point: I've done a bit of forecasting in my time, but I don't know if that's exactly what you meant child.

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Nargles? Is that another form of - FAIRY! On your world?

Spectrespecs? ^{Interesting, some pair of googles that allows you to see these creatures?} Make them yourself?

Albus, is fine. ^{In fact, he's over here at the moment.}

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areyoulovers

I've never heard of spectrespecs, but they sound very exciting!

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So am I.

No, not like forecasting. Just being ahead and looking back.

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No, not like a fairy. They're more like insects.

Yes, that's what they do. My father made them.

I'm sure he is.

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They help you see wrackspurts, which are invisible and make your brain go fuzzy. They seem to flock around schools, for some reason.

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Then I would have to say no, dear.
Why do you ask?

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Because I think I am.

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Explain.

AH HA! I KNEW IT! ^{Sounds like what I do.} Oh? Your father made them? What does he do?

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That... is certainly unusual, at least in my world. Are such things common there, child? Might there be someone you can talk to about this?

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They live in mistletoe and hypnotize people. Very scary, really.

He publishes the Quibbler. Usually. He's a little busy at the moment, I think.

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No, they aren't very common here. Most people go forward in straight lines. But it's okay, because I'm not a very common person.

Not right now. My Professor will worry, and my teachers aren't here.

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areyoulovers

I see! I've never really been to a proper school, so that must be why I haven't heard of wrackspurts!

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Um, sounds like it. Do those 'googles' prevent one from being hypontized?

Quibbler? Interesting name.

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No, they just help you see wrackspurts and other invisible things. You need a spray to get rid of nargles.

Have you heard of it? It's a newspaper that publishes the truth, as well as things other papers don't acknowledge.

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They don't usually teach about them in mine. But they're why you forget answers before you take tests.

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You certainly are one of a kind, child. The closest we come are those gifted in astrology, and a blind woman who can see into people's hearts.

... I'm pretty sure Albus will want to know about this dear. Will you tell him when things settle down a bit?

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... What exactly are nargles and wrackspurts?

And who is your Professor, if I may ask?

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It's never happened to me before. I think I know what happens next.

His future is the one I know.

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Nargles are insects that commonly live in mistletoe. Wrackspurts are invisible floaty things that make your brain go fuzzy.

Albus Dumbledore. He's my headmaster, too.

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killerbaseball.livejournal.com

I see... I wonder if wrackspurts exist in my world as well.

Ah, I do believe I have met him. He seems like a fine fellow.

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~~Ah, that would make things~~ ~~... Does that knowledge~~ What have you seen child?

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Oh, I see. ^{Like my Heat Seeking Fairy Googles}
Wrackspruts?
Oh, what kind of spray?

No, afraid I haven't. But I don't suppose you've heard of the Dimmsdale Daily, either.

Sounds like a newspaper I, would like. Does the paper sell, well at all?

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They might. They're impossible to see without the spectrespecs, but you can tell they're around if your brain goes fuzzy.

He is.

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